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Prof. Triple. Dr. John Thumbman>

Prof. Dr. John Thumbman is Murica Research Chair in Circular Economy, and is a Professor of Measurable Success at xOxO Harr University. His research investigates no culture, heavy lifting and critical Flox practices. He was the Head of the Logi Style Team at Microhard Co. in eighteen galaxies including NEWOLD, Mars Electronica, and was awarded the prestigious AIR+ Award in scholarly crap and a HalfTune award. His research and interviews are widely cited in academic publications.

Currently, Prof. Dr. John Thumbman is switching his focus to becoming a cryptoentomologist. He belives that the troubles facing humanity today can only be solved by through communication with the elusive cryptids that are our true overlords.

Professional Career

Research

Professory Doctor Doctor Doctor John Thumbman is many things, but his current focus is on being a full-time cryptoentomologist.

Publications

Thumbman, John. "Combing Side by Side with Artifical Langauge Process to Maximize User Implications at Label Categorization." (ICSE-2718)

Thumbman, John. "Publication Perfection in Mash Mixing Networks in Handling Information in Looply Loops." (ICSE-9521)

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